Cash

If you're promised some money, is it called a financée?

Security

Next time you're at an airport, you'll get through the line easier if you tell the TSA folks you're wearing security breeches.

Or maybe not.

Shut-ins eighty years from now

Given the popularity of certain children's footwear today, I wonder if eighty years from now they'll have to change Meals on Wheels to Wheeling Mealies.