The New Reformation

I walked by a dumpster this morning and cracked up at the Spanish for "trash only." Slightly modified, I think it could catch on as the watchword of a new reformation.



The only people who are allowed in the church are the ones that, relatively speaking, are about as good as trash. More to the point, they're the ones who know this to be true. No more condescending people looking down on you because you're not perfect. Because they're not either.

Also, violators should be fined.

Sola basura!